Ecommerce · Half Moon Bay archives
Strange artifacts from the fog line.
Limited-run apparel and art from a fictional Northern California coast—where banana slugs surf, weather departments vanish, and every release has a story.
Small editions. Original coastal lore. No manufactured scarcity.
Archive No. 001
Banana Slug Surf Club
Half Moon Bay
Est. 1974-ish
What to expect from the archive
Actually limited
When an edition sells through, the design retires. The number is real.
Made on the coast
Built from firsthand photography, surf culture, wildlife, weather, and local folklore.
A story in every drop
Each artifact opens another chapter in the strange Pacific universe.
Recovered departments
One coast. Several questionable institutions.
Apparel, prints, and paper goods presented as evidence from clubs, agencies, creatures, and weather events that may never have existed.
- 01
Wearable field evidence
Heavyweight tees and sweatshirts carrying hand-drawn emblems, obsolete society seals, and oversized back graphics designed to start conversations in parking lots and lineups.
Tees · sweatshirts · limited collaborations
- 02
Printed coastal records
Vintage field-guide studies, weather charts, photographic prints, and fictional public notices inspired by fog, kelp, redwoods, tidepools, and Pillar Point.
Art prints · signed photographs · original mixed media
- 03
The expanding archive
Scan, read, and follow each release into lost reports about the Fog Department, Redwood Coast Surf Patrol, and the Great White Appreciation Society.
Stories · characters · numbered releases
Transmission incoming
You weren’t supposed to find the archives.
That said, the current release is available while the evidence lasts. Find your artifact before it returns to the fog.